Our Teacher Is a Vampire and Other (Not) True Stories
Our Teacher Is a Vampire and Other (Not) True Stories
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Holiday House
Annotation: A notebook that is passed from student to student around a classroom becomes a repository for wild rumors, heartfelt confessions, and creative writing and helps the students cope when their teacher has medical emergency and they must cope with a rigid substitute as they worry about their beloved teacher and her family.
Genre: [Humorous fiction]
 
Reviews: 5
Catalog Number: #125021
Format: Perma-Bound from Publisher's Hardcover
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Publisher: Holiday House
Copyright Date: 2016
Edition Date: 2016 Release Date: 04/15/16
Pages: 253 pages
ISBN: Publisher: 0-8234-3553-9 Perma-Bound: 0-605-94823-2
ISBN 13: Publisher: 978-0-8234-3553-1 Perma-Bound: 978-0-605-94823-5
Dewey: Fic
LCCN: 2015016726
Dimensions: 21 cm.
Language: English
Reviews:
ALA Booklist (Tue Mar 01 00:00:00 CST 2016)

Amato brings her signature quasi-epistolarystyle to this title about books, ideas, and writing. Alexander passes around a blank book in which he promises to reveal a shocking secret about their teacher, Mrs. Penrose. His classmates write in the book, as well, and their characters are revealed in their entries. Omar, for example, is a stickler for rules, organization, and correcting other students' errors, Carly is obsessed with becoming rich and famous, and Nick is always good for a joke. Alexander's theory that Mrs. Penrose is a vampire falls apart when they learn she's having a baby, but when she discovers the book, she agrees to let the students keep writing, as long as they follow some rules. When the baby comes early, however, the students clash with their substitute teacher. Amato neatly captures the range of personalities, with every entry displayed in a different font for each writer, reflecting its author's unique voice. More than just an engaging and appealing story, this is likely to be an inspiration to budding writers and their teachers.

School Library Journal (Fri Apr 01 00:00:00 CDT 2016)

Gr 3-5 When Alexander H. Gory discovers evidence that his teacher, Mrs. Penrose, is a vampire, he records his observations in a notebook and shares it with his classmates. His friends add their opinions, until Mrs. Penrose finds the notebook and debunks the theory with the truth: she's pregnant. The teacher allows her class to continue writing, as long as they do it only during free time and include everyone. This work is told through letters, jokes, poems, and short stories. The students express their inner feelings, particularly when they receive a no-nonsense substitute teacher. The class has a mix of relatable characters, from prankster Alexander to shy new kid Harrison to resident brain Omar. The students' personalities shine through their writing, and the different writing abilities and corrected mistakes will inspire and encourage fledgling writers. The classmates deal with modern-day troubles most students can relate to, including arguing with one another, not coping well with change, and having trouble getting motivated. Though slow-paced at times, this is an amusing read that most elementary students will enjoy. VERDICT An entertaining and inspiring novel and particularly good as a read-aloud for younger middle grade classes. Emily Bayci, Naperville Public Library-Naper Boulevard Library, IL

Horn Book (Sat Apr 01 00:00:00 CDT 2017)

When Alexander shares a secret notebook with his classmates that claims their teacher is a vampire, the notebook becomes a crowd-sourced chronicle of everyone's curiosity and concern, recorded alongside typical elementary-school kerfuffles. The silly premise turns heartfelt when the class learns the truth behind their teacher's behavior. Though the frequent shifts in perspective can be dizzying, the narrative voices are impressively distinct.

Kirkus Reviews

Alexander suspects Mrs. Penrose is a vampire; that mystery is the spark that ignites an exciting year. Alexander shares his suspicion (after snooping in Mrs. Penrose's journal) with his multicultural group of friends and invites them to work with him on an investigation, writing it all in the blank book he got for his birthday. When Mrs. Penrose discovers the secret class project, she reveals the meaning of the cryptic lines in her journal: she's pregnant. Instead of being angry, though, she encourages the students to use the book in their free time to practice writing. When money-hungry Carly learns of a story-writing contest for second through fifth grades, the kids plan a collaborative entry. Letters to a favorite author bring encouraging responses. Then Mrs. Penrose goes on leave, and she's replaced with Mr. Pinkerton, a regimented substitute teacher. Can the writers of Delite Elementary keep their collaborative project alive, or will Mr. Pinkerton quash their creative spark? Using different typefaces and distinctive voices to allow the characters to tell their own stories (and sneakily teach such writing concepts as story construction and figurative language), Amato has crafted an enjoyable and often humorous metanovel. Both the characters and their writing come across as entirely genuine. (Art not seen.) Great fun, especially for budding writers; they'll find kindred spirits within. (Fiction. 9-12)

Publishers Weekly (Fri Oct 06 00:00:00 CDT 2023)

The title of this entertaining novel belies the truths it reveals as Amato (the Good Crooks series) blends fiction written by an elementary-school class, comments and banter they share in a blank book, and real-life issues they confront. Misinterpreting Mrs. Penrose's reference to a secret she's keeping, Alexander is certain that his teacher is a vampire, and he solicits his classmates' help in writing a story about her. After Mrs. Penrose reveals that she's actually pregnant, she suggests that her students collaborate on another story. As the kids use the blank book to share ideas, a spirited and sometimes contentious conversation unfolds, revealing several big, distinct personalities, including fastidious Omar, wisecracking Nick, and silent newcomer Harrison, who finds his voice on the page (various fonts represent the different children chiming in). After the dangerously premature birth of Mrs. Penrose's son, the kids swap competitiveness for cooperation and create a story for Mrs. Penrose's baby. Readers will appreciate how the characters' writing improves as they discover the rewards of collaboration and acceptance, as well as the healing power of the written word. Ages 8-12. (Mar.)

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Horn Book (Sat Apr 01 00:00:00 CDT 2017)
Kirkus Reviews
Publishers Weekly (Fri Oct 06 00:00:00 CDT 2023)
Word Count: 30,928
Reading Level: 4.1
Interest Level: 3-6
Accelerated Reader: reading level: 4.1 / points: 4.0 / quiz: 182950 / grade: Middle Grades
Lexile: 620L

Mrs. Penrose has a secret, and Alexander H. Gory, Jr., thinks he knows just what it is.
 
To spread the word, Alexander passes around his notebook, in which he details his proof that their mild-mannered teacher has become a blood-sucking creature of the night. The news spreads like wildfire, and soon the whole class is speculating. Will the librarian be her next victim? Can they protect themselves with garlic necklaces?
 
But when Mrs. Penrose confiscates the notebook, she admits to the class that she does have a secret. She isn't turning into a bat, though—she's going to have a baby. To encourage her students to write, she lets them keep the notebook, which becomes a chronicle of jokes, stories, and—when Mrs. Penrose's baby comes earlier than anyone expected—their fears, frustrations, and hopes for her and her child.
 
Told in the varying voices of an elementary class, with all their unique observations, quirks, and spelling mistakes, Our Teacher Is a Vampire is a celebration of collaboration. Through their shared storytelling, Mrs. Penrose's students support one another through difficult times, improve as writers, and become fast friends. Ideal for aspiring writers, this (not) true story of classroom intrigue will keep readers turning pages, from the first wild rumor to the last, heartfelt letter.


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