Dork Diaries 11
MONDAY, MAY 5—7:15 A.M.
AT HOME
NOOOOOO !!
I CAN’T believe this is actually happening to me!!
I just found out yesterday that I’m going to be attending North Hampton Hills International Academy for one week as part of a student exchange program!
Yes, I know. It’s a VERY prestigious school, known for its outstanding students, rigorous academics, chic uniforms, and beautiful campus that’s a twist between Hogwarts and a five-star luxury hotel!
Most students would give up their CELL PHONES for a chance to attend there.
So WHY am I totally FREAKING OUT?!!
Because it’s ALSO the school that a certain DRAMA QUEEN just transferred to !
Yes, it’s true! Unfortunately . . .
MACKENZIE HOLLISTER ATTENDS NORTH HAMPTON HILLS!
Calling her a mean girl is an understatement. She’s a RATTLESNAKE in lip gloss and hoop earrings and blond hair extensions. . . .
I have no idea why she HATES my GUTS!
But you’ll NEVER believe THIS!
According to the latest gossip (from her little sister, Amanda, to my little sister, Brianna), a few of the North Hampton Hills girls have actually been HATING on MacKenzie! . . .
THEY MADE FUN OF MACKENZIE BECAUSE OF THAT VIDEO WITH THE BUG IN HER HAIR!
AND WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY TO MAKE HER LIFE MISERABLE!
But all of this gets even STRANGER!
I saw MacKenzie a few days ago at the CupCakery, and she was hanging out with some of her new friends. PRETENDING to be . . . ME!
It was so BIZARRE, I almost flipped out! I wanted to rush down to the local POLICE STATION and scream . . .
Thanks to MacKenzie, my life is a never-ending DRAMAFEST!!
In just the past month or so, she has:
1. slammed me in the face with a dodgeball
2. stolen my diary
3. hacked into my newspaper advice column
4. accused me of cyberbullying her
AND
5. pretended to be ME.
Like, WHO does that?!!
Only a complete and utter . . .
SICKO!
After MacKenzie transferred, I was hoping I’d NEVER have to see her face again.
But NOOOO!!!
Next week I’ll be stuck attending North Hampton Hills with a spiteful, lip-gloss-addicted IDENTITY THIEF !
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey, get assigned to that school too.
With them by my side, I can get through just about ANYTHING!
Including a PAINFULLY long, MISERABLE week with my WORST enemy!
!
Excerpted from Tales from a Not-So-Friendly Frenemy by Rachel Renée Russell
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