The Geek's Guide to Unrequited Love
The Geek's Guide to Unrequited Love
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Annotation: Graham Posner is trying to get his best friend, Roxana, to fall in love with him by planning the perfect weekend for her at Comic-Con.
Genre: [Love stories]
 
Reviews: 7
Catalog Number: #143521
Format: Perma-Bound from Publisher's Hardcover
Copyright Date: 2016
Edition Date: 2016 Release Date: 06/14/16
Pages: 252 pages
ISBN: Publisher: 1-481-45653-9 Perma-Bound: 0-605-98205-8
ISBN 13: Publisher: 978-1-481-45653-1 Perma-Bound: 978-0-605-98205-5
Dewey: Fic
LCCN: 2015033511
Dimensions: 21 cm.
Subject Heading:
Friendship. Fiction.
Language: English
Reviews:
ALA Booklist (Tue Mar 01 00:00:00 CST 2016)

Graham is in love with his best friend, Roxy just isn't sure how to tell her. So when the author of their favorite comic-book series appears on the schedule of New York Comic Con, it seems like a sign. Unfortunately, during Comic Con weekend every romantic gesture Graham puts into motion gets crushed, leaving him to wonder if he'll ever be the geek to get the girl. Tash mixes just the right number of pop-culture references into her familiar teen love story, utilizing the Comic Con setting to truly set the novel apart. Though the predictability of certain plot points risks turning characters into stock high-schoolers, the realistic dialogue saves them. The story's pacing allows readers to feel as if they're experiencing the conference in real time, making Tash's lighthearted romance easy to get swept up in. This book will appeal to fans of geek culture, particularly those who have daydreamed about getting the guy or girl, all while wearing a cape.

Kirkus Reviews

For Graham Posner, a geeky, bespectacled white teenager from Long Island, the love he feels for Roxana Afsari, the Persian girl next door, is as epic as Peter Parker's for Gwen Stacey—without the whole dying bit.A self-respecting comic-book devotee cannot simply blurt out his amorous feelings; the moment has to be hero-worthy, and Graham knows that New York Comic-Con during a Q-and-A with their favorite comic creator is the perfect opportunity. How to make that epic moment happen is the subject of Tash's witty third novel (The Mapmaker and the Ghost, 2012, etc.), and what follows is an unabashed love letter and delightful inside joke for comic enthusiasts who were fans long before Hollywood made geek culture chic. The author perfectly captures the earnestness and grandiose sentiment of a love-struck teenager whose life is fueled by and intertwined with geek culture, and the narrative's diverse cast is a testament to comic books' universal appeal. Teen issues such as violating curfew on a school night or missing out on coveted tickets to an event receive the same gravitas with which the X-Men save the world and race home in time for dinner. Best of all, the novel captures the joyous spirit of Comic-Con and fantasy's ability to provide its devotees with a community through which to contextualize their joys and sorrows.A lighthearted and engaging romp for anyone who loves Spidey and Gwen's upside-down kiss in the rain. (Fiction. 13 & up)

Publishers Weekly (Fri Oct 06 00:00:00 CDT 2023)

Tash (Three Day Summer) captures the joy and pain of a 16-year-old writer pining over his best friend and comic book collaborator. Graham and Roxy have been close for years, sharing hopes, dreams, and an undying passion for all things geeky. Both are obsessed with Robert Zinc, the legendary and reclusive creator of their favorite comic. With New York Comic Con at hand, Graham wants to make everything perfect for Roxy so that he can declare his love for her. Nothing goes according to plan, of course, from a British hottie attracting Roxy-s attention to a mob keeping them from getting tickets to Zinc-s only panel. Closely paralleling the John Hughes movies Graham and Roxy love, the plot unfolds amid abundant references to geek culture (at one point, Graham stops a thief using a quote from The Princess Bride). As Tash introduces a cast of charming, goofy, and diverse characters, she uses the hopeful voice of a young man in the throes of first love to gently poke fun at fandom while celebrating the passion and camaraderie of the community. Ages 14-up. Agent: Victoria Marini, Gelfman Schneider. (June)

Voice of Youth Advocates

Sixteen-year-old Graham has been best friends with Roxy for ages. Self-described geeks, they like the same things: Harry Potter, John Hughes's movies, writing their own comics, and especially the Robert Zinc-created Althena Chronicles comic. The reclusive Zinc will be speaking at a panel at the New York Comic Con, and Graham believes this will be the perfect place and time to tell Roxy he loves her. Unfortunately, things do not go as planned: an unruly mob rush keeps them from getting tickets to Zinc's presentation. Complicating matters further, Roxy meets a good-looking British young man, who attaches himself to their group at the convention.There is much humor in this story of all things geek, from character costumes to Graham's understanding father, an "original geek" himself. Graham even stops a theft by using a line from The Princess Bride movie. There is nothing funny, though, about the pathos of Graham trying to find the best moment to tell Roxy how he feels. Most readers can relate to his predicament of one person liking another when the other person is oblivious; and the reader will root for him to be successful. All of the geeky characters in his sphere come across as friendly, helpful, and good students; some are clueless in certain social situations, but are willing to lay themselves open to forge relationships. The comic con descriptions are evocative of the bustle and single-minded passion for the comic culture.Jane Van Wiemokly.

Word Count: 58,799
Reading Level: 5.4
Interest Level: 9-12
Accelerated Reader: reading level: 5.4 / points: 9.0 / quiz: 502116 / grade: Upper Grades
Reading Counts!: reading level:6.4 / points:15.0 / quiz:Q68269
Lexile: 830L
Guided Reading Level: P
The Geek’s Guide to Unrequited Love

Chapter 1

When a
Once-in-a-
Time-Lord-
Lifetime
Opportunity
Presents Itself,
Seize It


“I KNOW WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS for such a long time, Roxana. I only have about five years’ worth of memories without you in them. But . . .”

Here’s where the next panel would come. And in an ideal world, I’d ask Roxy herself to help me figure it out. She would sketch something, sometimes just a ghost of a line, and on the best of days, a dying ember would ignite and suddenly I’d know exactly what came next. I need her. I need her to help me figure out how to tell her I love her.

I know what it has to feel like: epic. But also sweet. Like the romantic subplot of a superhero movie. Like that rainy, upside-down kiss in Spider-Man. But knowing what something is supposed to convey and actually getting it to do that is incredibly hard. Ask any writer.

My phone buzzes from my nightstand, a longer buzz than I’m used to. A phone call instead of a text? I see Roxana’s hastily sketched self-portrait flash across my screen and feel an inexplicable panic flit across my stomach, blaring a run-on sentence like an LED display: Oh god something must be wrong if she’s calling me is she dead she’s dead or worse oh god she has a boyfriend now and they’re getting married . . .

I try not to let this spigot of crazy flow out into my voice, but as it turns out, I don’t get the chance to say anything.

“GrahamGrahamGraham, guess what? He’s coming!” Her voice is completely out of breath, like my stepsister sounds after a track meet, and I have absolutely no idea what she’s talking about. But I smile anyway. Probably one of the stars of the endless British TV shows she’s always binge-watching is going to be in a Broadway play. I should check my bank account to see if I can afford a ticket anytime soon. I grab my iPad and hit the banking app.

“Who—” I start, but she doesn’t let me finish.

“ROBERT ZINC.”

I stop typing mid-password, stunned. “Coming?” Coming where? Surely not to Long Island. Or even anywhere in the eastern United States. Or anywhere at all that could be pinpointed on a map. Zinc hasn’t been seen, interviewed, or photographed since November 3, 1995. Not even five years ago when the reboot of The Chronicles of Althena happened. Not even six months ago when the film adaptation was finally announced, cast, and actually shooting.

“To Comic Con. New York Comic Con. Go check the boards. Go check the boards now.”

I zip over to my laptop and type in: z-men.net. First message of the forum, in capital letters, is exactly what Roxy has just told me.

I can’t believe it. Robert Zinc, creator of my favorite series ever and the J. D. Salinger of the comic book world, is coming out of hiding. Has agreed to an exclusive forty-five-minute, in-person Q&A. And it’s open to the public at New York Comic Con, taking place three weeks from now only an hourlong train ride away. Roxy and I already have passes for the weekend, only . . .

“It’s on Friday,” Roxana says, with an incredulous finality. “At three p.m.” Her voice is flat.

“Don’t you think your parents would let you skip school for this?” I urge. “This is once in a lifetime . . . not even once in a regular lifetime. Once in a Time Lord lifetime.”

“Obviously. I know that. And you know that. But explaining it to Maman and Baba . . .” She takes in a deep breath. “But I will try. Oh, how I will try.”

In the meantime, I’ve frantically clicked over to the NYCC website, even though I’m positive Friday passes have already sold out (they have). Fine, I’ll take care of that later. Right now, I need to figure out how getting into the Q&A is going to work.

It’s just three sentences: “Robert Zinc, creator of the once-cult The Chronicles of Althena, will be sitting down for an incredibly rare Q&A with Solomon Pierce-Johnson, the director of the upcoming The Chronicles of Althena movie. This event will need exclusive wristbands that can be obtained Friday morning starting at 9 a.m. at the Javits Center. One wristband per attendee.”

“Right,” I say, my brain going into organizational overdrive. Once hologrammed thought projections become a reality, this will be the point at which a large spreadsheet will beam out of my forehead. “Nine a.m. tickets means we have to line up on Thursday night. Probably starting at nine p.m.” I have personally never done this before, but I know, generally, how tickets to hot panels work. If they’re handing them out first thing in the morning, the die-hard fans will line up as soon as the previous night’s convention closes. And really, who is Comic Con made of if not boatloads of die-hard fans?

Roxy sighs, then laughs a little bitterly. “No problem, right? Not only can I cut school on Friday to go, but I’ll definitely be allowed to spend Thursday hanging out on a street. In New York City. Overnight. This is the start to an amazing fantasy series.” Roxy’s parents are incredibly strict. She often chalks it up to them being, as she calls it, “maximum Persian.”

“We’ll figure it out, Roxy. I promise,” I say fiercely, my brain spreadsheet starting a whole new tab for how to get Roxy to NYCC on Friday.

I hear her breathing relax a tiny bit and she laughs again, this time a little more freely. “All right, Graham,” she says. “I don’t know why, but I believe you.”

I feel a jolt in my heart at her implicit trust in me, and then, suddenly, my virtual spreadsheet is a siren, flashing blue and red.

Comic Con? Robert Zinc? A weekend immersed in practically everything we love as individuals and together? This is it: the perfect opportunity to profess my unrequited love.

The spreadsheet explodes into confetti. Because maybe if the gesture is grand enough, and perfect enough, it won’t be unrequited at all and I, Graham William Posner—lanky, pale, glasses, and with a penchant for fantasy worlds—will actually get the girl.

Excerpted from The Geek's Guide to Unrequited Love by Sarvenaz Tash
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John Hughes meets Comic Con in this hilarious, unabashedly romantic, coming-of-age novel about a teenager who is trying to get his best friend to fall in love with him from the author of Three Day Summer.

Peter Parker and Gwen Stacy...
Archie and Veronica...
Althena and Noth...
...Graham and Roxy?

Graham met his best friend, Roxana, when he moved into her neighborhood eight years ago, and she asked him which Hogwarts house he’d be sorted into. Graham has been in love with her ever since.

But now they’re sixteen, still neighbors, still best friends. And Graham and Roxy share more than ever—moving on from their Harry Potter obsession to a serious love of comic books.

When Graham learns that the creator of their favorite comic, The Chronicles of Althena, is making a rare appearance at this year’s New York Comic Con, he knows he must score tickets. And the event inspires Graham to come up with the perfect plan to tell Roxy how he really feels about her. He’s got three days to woo his best friend at the coolest, kookiest con full of superheroes and supervillains. But no one at a comic book convention is who they appear to be...even Roxy. And Graham is starting to realize fictional love stories are way less complicated than real-life ones.


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