Jack Adrift: Fourth Grade Without a Clue

Gantos, Jack

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Farrar, Straus, Giroux

Annotation: When his father rejoins the Navy and moves the family to Cape Hatteras, North Carolina, ten-year-old Jack becomes confused by a crush on his teacher, contradictory advice from his parents, and a very strange neighbor.

Genre: [Humorous fiction]

Reviews: 7

Catalog Number: #160507

Format: Perma-Bound Edition

Special Formats: Inventory Sale

Publisher: Farrar, Straus, Giroux

Edition Date: 2005 Release Date: 10/01/05

Pages: 197 pages

ISBN: Publisher: 0-374-43718-1 Perma-Bound: 0-605-32332-1

ISBN 13: Publisher: 978-0-374-43718-3 Perma-Bound: 978-0-605-32332-2

Dewey: Fic

LCCN: 2002192880

Dimensions: 20 cm.

Subject Heading:
Moving, Household. Fiction.
Schools. Fiction.
Family life. North Carolina. Fiction.
Teacher-student relationships. Fiction.
North Carolina. Fiction.

Language: English

Reviews:

ALA Booklist (Fri Aug 01 00:00:00 CDT 2003)

The story of young Jack Henry continues in this prequel to the previous four books, which takes place when Jack is nine. His father has joined the navy and the family is moving to Cape Hatteras. Jack jumps off the pages as he falls in love with his teacher, referees a genius contest between his brother and his friend, and learns from his father how to brood. Some of the best scenes are between Jack and his dad. Both of them try to come to terms with who they are and what they believe about the world in general and themselves in particular--always cheered or egged on by Mrs. Henry, who sees her men's weakness and loves them anyway. Jack never sounds like a nine-year-old in the narrative, and the form sometimes oddly juxtaposes the sense of recent happenings with a long look back. That dichotomy is balanced by Gantos' wonderful writing, which is witty, smart, and unafraid to tackle tough topics. A worthy addition to the series.

Horn Book (Thu Apr 01 00:00:00 CST 2004)

In this prequel to the four books about Jack Henry and his tragicomic, itinerant family, young Jack's honest, dryly humorous first-person narration chronicles his fourth-grade year. The novel opens with the family's move from Pennsylvania to North Carolina and with Jack's worries about making friends. Jack's weird predicaments are both familiar and fantastic; laugh-out-loud scenes have a tendency to sneak up on you.

Kirkus Reviews

When his father enlists in the Navy Seabees, Jack Henry is off to Cape Hatteras for his fourth-grade year. Again mining his own childhood experiences, Gantos creates laugh-out-loud scenes and quirky characters: a green bunny, a duck with its feet on backwards, a lucky Buddha, and an air-guitarplaying friend who seems to get in trouble as much as Jack does. Jack struggles with a crush on his beautiful blonde and blue-eyed teacher, the death of a friend, and explosive arguments between his parents. The best stories—"Romance Novels" and "Second Infancy"—are about two odd ducks who help each other on the road to self-esteem. If Jack feels adrift and in need of esteem, so does his father, stuck in a job he regrets taking. By the end, the family is about to head back over the Outer Banks in high spirits, having found a silver lining in all of the insanity. (Short stories. 8-12)

School Library Journal

Gr 4-7-Readers of the "Jack Henry" series have followed Jack's adventures from fifth to eighth grade as his nomadic family moved from place to place. Now, in a prequel about his fourth-grade year, Gantos's alter ego arrives on a naval base in Cape Hatteras, NC. Jack is quick to acclimate to their new home, a camouflage-painted trailer in the middle of a swamp, and his optimism is rewarded when school starts and he finds himself head over heels in love with his new teacher, Miss Noelle. His unabashed adoration and efforts to please her are poignant and laugh-out-loud funny. The school principal assigns Jack the unwanted job of "Respect Detective," which turns out to be another name for a snitch. The local veterinarian operates on a backward-footed duck and persuades Jack to rehabilitate it in time for the local Pet Parade. The chapters are not plot driven but rather interrelated vignettes that queue up in Jack's memory during this school year. Slapstick is nicely balanced with reflection as the boy struggles to understand his father's moods or make sense of the death of a wheelchair-bound peer. The catchy format imitates a journal with lined-paper edges and excerpts of Jack's handwritten ramblings. A fun and refreshing read.-Vicki Reutter, Cazenovia High School, NY Copyright 2003 Reed Business Information.

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Word Count: 41,031

Reading Level: 4.9

Interest Level: 4-7

Accelerated Reader: reading level: 4.9 / points: 6.0 / quiz: 73392 / grade: Middle Grades

Reading Counts!: reading level:4.8 / points:10.0 / quiz:Q34088

Lexile: 730L

Guided Reading Level: U

Fountas & Pinnell: U

Flotsam and Jetsam

The whole family was in the big white Buick Roadmaster convertible, which was as round and long as a whale out of water. My older sister, Betsy, named it Moby Dick and after twenty hours on the road Dad looked as bug-eyed behind the wheel as Captain Ahab. Dad had just bought it with bonus money the Navy gave him for enlisting in the Seabees, which was the branch of the Navy that built anything ships and sailors needed at their home base or when they docked at a port. Back in our small hometown he was a house builder and he thought this Navy stint would give us all a fresh start because, as he explained it to us one night over dinner, “We don’t stand a snowball’s chance of ever getting ahead while living out here in the sticks where people dig coal, eat squirrels, and build moreouthousesthan people houses.”

He was right. If we stayed out in the sticks we’d just be stuck there forever. But Mom had always lived out in the sticks and she didn’t want to leave her family behind. Still, Dad had a point. He looked Mom in the eye and waved his fork at us kids. “Do you want Betsy to have to clean other people’s houses for a living? Or Pete to be a fruit picker? Or have Jack junior here grow up like your brother Jim, who has to shoot coal-mine rats for a living?”

I wouldn’t have minded shooting rats for a living, but Mom agreed with Dad that our futures would be brighter elsewhere, so they decided we should become a Navy family and make the move to Cape Hatteras. We sold all our furniture and just brought Dad’s tools, the kitchen and bathroom stuff, and our clothes. It all fit easily into the Roadmaster’s trunk, which was as roomy as a walk-in closet.

On the AAA map, North Carolina didn’t seem far away from our town south of Pittsburgh. But on the road, we ran into a lot of construction and it was slow going. Still, the car was comfortable, and with the top up it smelled just like when you open a book for the first time, which kept the trip fresh and full of hope. In the backseat we played cards and travel games and did a lot of singing and then gradually we all started to fade. We got tired and pasty and worn-out and we flopped around and squabbled over pillows and kicked at each other for more space. The Roadmaster no longer felt roomy as we fell into a long period of grumpy silence.

Then, after a catnap, I thought I’d start a little conversation and perk everyone up again. But my conversational effort turned into a disaster. All I said was, “I’m a little concerned about how to make friends in a new place. Does anyone have any advice?” Well, that opened the floodgates to a nose-to-nose disagreement between Mom and Dad.

At first, all Dad said was, “The secret to making new friends is exactly the same secret as how to be a success in life—you just look people right in the eye and tell them what they want to hear. You’ll make all the friends you want and cut through life like a hot knife through butter.”

“I disagree entirely,” Mom said, alarmed. She turned toward me. “The best way to make friends and sail through life is to always be yourself. And that is not asecret.Everybody knows honesty is the best policy.”

“You mean a policy for people who don’t have any ambition,” Dad said. Lately he worked the wordambitioninto every conversation.

“No,” she said, raising her voice, “ambition is no excuse to turn your back on honesty and self-respect.”

Betsy groaned.“See what you started,”she hissed, then slumped down in her seat and looked miserable.

“Self-respect is overrated,” Dad shot back. “I always feel a lot better when I get exactly what I want. Only whiners sit around worrying aboutself-respect.”

“Well, that is one of the fundamental differences between us,” Mom declared. “You have no respect for the truth. You’ll sayanythingto get what you want and I won’t stoop to such low-life tricks.” Then she turned back to me. “My dad never told a lie in his life,” she said with great pride.

“And where’d that get him?” Dad asked.

“He’s a pillar of the community,” Mom said proudly. “And people want to be his friend because they know he won’t lie to them, and feed them a load of you know what …”

“The only load of you know what is what you are telling Jack—”

Mom cut him off. “I don’t want to talk about this nonsense anymore,” she said, dicing the air with her words.

Suddenly, instead of feeling like I was riding a whale, I felt swallowed by it. But I did start thinking about what they had said. I had seen both of them tell stories, and they each had a different style. Dad would say anything to keep people on the edge of their seats. Every time he went to the Elks Club he’d draw a crowd, tell wild stories, and drink for free. Once in a while he’d take me, so I got to see him in action. When we’d enter the club he’d give me a dollar in quarters and send me to a far corner to play the pinball machines. He’d lean on the bar and tell a story to the bartender. Then the bartender would start to gather a crowd. “Get over here,” he’d holler to a few guys who were bored and staring down into their beers. “You gotta hear this story. Go ahead, Jack,” he’d say as the men moved closer to Dad, “tell it again.” And with each good laugh a few more guys pulled up chairs and drinks and Dad jumped into action again, telling more outrageous stories and giving the crowd just what they wanted—a thrill. They didn’t seem to care if the stories were true or not.

On the other hand I had been with Mom when she was telling a story about herMayflowerrelatives to the well-dressed ladies down at the Daughters of the American Revolution headquarters. It was all I could do to keep from falling asleep as she went on and on about every little family-tree detail, and then she would pause for a minute and roll her eyes up into her head to sort out some fact in her mind until she got it all straight and then would inch forward again. And even though the D.A.R. ladies were polite, I could spot their necks flexing and faces swelling out from stifled yawns …

After a while the road began to dip down, then rise up, and then dip down as if we were driving across the ocean. Suddenly my little brother, Pete, bleated, “I don’t feel too good.” I heard something surging up his throat and quickly grabbed him by the hair and yanked his face toward his sneakers. He missed me but sprayed his shoes, and with a follow-up blast he made a chocolate brown puddle, colorfully speckled with some undigested M&M’s, on the floor behind Dad’s seat. Even though it was kind of pretty puke, it smelled toxic.

Dad smoothly pulled over to the side of the road. He hopped out of the car and opened the trunk. Mom leaned way over her seat and patted Pete on his sweaty head.

“You’ll be fine,” she said. “It was just a little motion sickness, but now it’s over with. Happens to the best of us.”

I wondered if Mom was telling Pete what he wanted to hear, or if she was telling the truth. If he threw up again would he think she was lying? Because I already knew that part of what she said was a lie—Inever had motion sickness andIwas better than he was, so it didn’t always happen to “the best of us.”

Dad opened Pete’s door and caught a fresh whiff of the puke. “Holy mackerel!” he cried out, and took a deep breath before leaning in and sopping it up with a car rag. When he finished cleaning up, he tossed the rag in a ditch by the side of the road and wiped his hands on the grass.

“Time to lower the roof and air this big boy out,” he said to no one in particular. He unhooked the chrome clamps above the sun visors and lifted the stiff top. It folded back like an accordion and Dad stuffed it down into a gap behind the backseat and snapped it into place under a white vinyl cover. It was so cool.

When he got back into his seat, he put the car in gear and we merged with the ongoing traffic. The road construction was behind us and he hit the gas. It felt like we were in a wind tunnel. Mom had one hand holding down her plaid floppy summer hat while the fingers of her other hand dug into Dad’s shoulder. Betsy sat squinting unhappily, fighting a desperate battle to keep her long black hair from constantly whipping across her eyes. A hurricane had swept the coast two days before and the trailing clouds were still bloated and low, and it was threatening to rain. Lightning slashed above the distant trees. Wet leaves flattened against the windshield. Still, it was thrilling to see everything so clearly with the top down. Then, just when I thought no one would ever speak again, Dad cleared the air with an upbeat remark.

“This baby has anosefor the ocean,” he said proudly, steering toward Cape Hatteras with one hand on the wheel and the other loosely hanging down over the outside of the door like shark bait. He was eager to get over the Wright Brothers Memorial Bridge and to the Outer Banks before nightfall.

When we reached the bridge there was a Coast Guard sailor on sentry duty. A black-and-white-striped sawhorse blocked the road and the sailor lazily waved a long flashlight with a glowing orange rim over his head. Dad slowed down and pulled toward him.

“The bridge is closed,” the sailor announced, chewing on a huge wad of gum which caused his cheek muscles to throb and flex like a human heart. “The water hasn’t pulled back all the way since the storm. Still about six inches over the roads.”

Dad pulled out his Navy identification card and showed it to the guard. “Cape Hatteras is my new assignment,” he said. “I’m supposed to be on-site tomorrow.”

The guard hesitated. “I don’t know,” he said, with his jaws pumping blood to his brain. “That’s a lot of water.”

“Mister, I’m in theNavy,” Dad said. “Six inches isn’t enough to drown in. Besides, this Buick is more boat than car. A few inches of water can’t scuttle us.”

“Then help yourself,” the sailor said, turning to lift the sawhorse barrier to one side. As we passed by he called out, “Hope you have some life jackets.”

Mom looked spooked. “Honey, do we have life jackets?”

“Just use your seat cushion,” Dad suggested, and laughed. He was in a great mood.

We slowly motored up the bridge as if we were clanking our way up the log flume ride at an amusement park.

“See!” Dad shouted into the wind. “What I told the guard back there is a perfect example of what I said earlier. I don’t have to be at work for a week, but I had to tell that sailor what he wanted to hear or else he’d’ve had us spend the night in a motel as if we had money to burn.”

“Jack senior,” Mom said sharply, getting stirred up again, “that’s called lying.”

“No,” Dad replied, “that’s called getting what you want from someone too stupid to give it to you in the first place.”

“Don’t listen to him,” Mom said. Pete wasn’t because he was so sick. Betsy wasn’t because she was wearing her miserable face again, which meant she wouldn’t listen even if you pressed a bullhorn against her ear and shouted, “I’M A JERK! HIT ME!” But I was listening to Dad a lot because I was trying to figure out who I was, and how to be. School was starting in a few days and I expected the local kids were going to be staring at me, then whispering among themselves, then approaching me, then they’d want to know who I was, where I came from, and did I have any hobbies or favorite sports, or was I good at anything at all? I knew it would be a lot easier to take Dad’s advice and just make up something incredible they would think was cool. Or, I could simply tell them the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, which is that I am totallyboring.

When we reached the top of the bridge, Dad stopped and we looked down on the Outer Banks. We gasped. There was no land. The bridge just slanted down into the water like a boat slip. I knew it wasn’t deep, though, because all the houses were above water and I could see where the sea lapped up to their first doorsteps. Still, it looked like we were getting ready to drive right across the Atlantic Ocean toward France.

Mom smacked her lips in the nervous way she does before saying something that might rattle Dad and set him off. “Are you sure it’s safe to go down there?”

Dad grinned. “You never know till you try it,” he said gleefully, and lifted his foot off the brake. The car tilted forward and began to pick up speed.

“Jack,” Dad hollered, “if Pete has to tip his bucket again, just aim his mouth overboard.”

“Aye-aye, Captain,” I called back, and gave him a snappy salute. I was ready to join the Navy myself.

“Betsy,” Dad said, catching her scowling face in the rearview mirror, “get ready to bail.”

“Can I justbailmyself out of here?” she said as she glowered.

The car was humming down the bridge and by the time we hit the bottom our faces were all pulled back in absolute terror. We screamed. The water splashed up in front of us and a shower sprayed back over the windshield, and for a moment the car seemed to glide weightlessly across the surface before settling down on the asphalt. The sailor had been right. The water was only about six inches deep. “We’re here,” Dad announced, as he slowly navigated along the faint center line just visible under the water. Behind us our wake spread out as if we were in a boat.

“Now let’s see if we can find our street,” he said. “It’s supposed to be somewhere off of Virginia Dare Trail.” After we all caught our breaths, we called out the names of streets as we trolled along.

“Too bad I don’t have a fishing pole,” Dad said. “We could catch dinner on the way to the house.”

“You could tie a line to the radio antenna,” I suggested.

“Yeah,” he added, “we’ll have to get some surf-casting poles and I can show you how to catch a big one.”

Or justsaythat you caught a big one, I thought.

Just then we passed a school and a cemetery. I wondered if that was my school and if I would flunk out and end up next door in the graveyard. The white crosses and mossy tombstones seemed like the tips of ghostly topmasts and flags over sunken ships. “Once during a flood when I was a kid,” Dad said joyfully, “coffins popped right out of the ground and we paddled them around like canoes.”

“Jack,”Mom cried out, and elbowed him, “that can’t be true!”

“Sure it is,” he said with a laugh. “Would I lie to you?”

I wanted to find a coffin. Maybe Dad would let me tie it to the back of the car and I could ride it. But I didn’t spot anything floating around the cemetery except for plastic flowers, garbage, and clumps of seaweed.

There were no other cars on the road.

A few people had stayed and their lights were on. Some were sweeping water out their front doors. When they looked up at us, we waved and they waved back. Wet carpets were stretched across sagging clotheslines. Sand bags edged the yard of a big house, but the water still got through. A banner in front of a cottage the size of a kid’s playhouse read: WE SURVIVED! BUT THE STORM BLEW AWAY!

“These people are nuts,” Dad declared. “I wouldn’t stay out here in a storm.”

“What are people going to say when they wake up or return and find us here?” Mom said. “They’ll think we are a bunch of sea monkeys.”

“Yeah,” Betsy said, perking up, “they’ll throw a net over us and call the aquarium.”

“Or the funny farm,” Mom added.

“Early to bed, early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise,” Dad said confidently, as if quoting one of the Ten Commandments.

“That’s right,” I chimed. “The early bird gets the worm.”

Betsy squinted angrily at me. “Don’thumor him,” she whispered.

A long time passed and we didn’t find our street name but finally we spotted a blue-and-white sign that read: SEABEE HOUSING. WELCOME, SAILORS!

“That’s us,” Dad said merrily, pointing. There were five long house trailers that looked as if they were set down in the middle of a swamp of thick reeds, saw grass, and scrawny, windblown trees. We almost missed the trailers because they were painted in green-and-tan camouflage.

“One of these must be ours,” Dad said, looking over a letter with his instructions.

Mom snatched the letter out of his hands. “It can’t be,” she said, reading it quickly. “It’s sitting in a swamp.”

“That’s not a swamp,” Dad replied, waving toward the house trailer. “It’s probably a tidal pool. Something educational for the kids.”

“Something to immunize them against,” Mom said. “I won’t live in one of these shoe boxes.”

Dad ignored that statement and pulled the letter back out of her hands. “Says here number three is ours.”

“I can’t believe we’ve traveled this far to live like trash in a swamp,” Mom said, getting a bit huffy. “If my father saw this he’d …”

Betsy glanced over at me. “Here we go again,” she sang, as if it were my fault.

“Now don’t feel bad,” Dad replied. “We’re all in the same boat. It’s just temporary Navy housing.”

“Well I didn’t join the Navy,” she said.

“You did worse,” Dad said with a laugh. “You married the Navy, which is ten times as bad ’cause you don’t even get paid.”

“Yeah,” she said without much humor. “And now that I’ve been captured I’m being tortured, too.”

“Yep,” Dad said. “You’ll just have to show some grit, because the Geneva convention doesn’t cover marriage.”

Mom reached over and pinched him until he hollered. That must have made her feel a little better because she did show some grit. She always tried to make the best of a bad situation. “There’s number three,” she said. “Dock this boat and let’s go see just how bad it is.”

Dad drove up to the front door. If I’d had a rope I would have run a line from the hood ornament to the doorknob to keep us from drifting out to sea.

Dad took off his shoes and socks, hopped out, and sloshed his way around the car. He picked Mom up like a new bride and carried her up the few steps. She reached out and turned the doorknob. It was unlocked and they stepped right in. A moment later the lights inside began to come on. I peeled off my shoes and socks and Pete crawled onto my back. “Puke on my head and I’ll drop you,” I said, as I carried him through the water.

“Drop me and I’ll need mouth-to-mouth resuscitation,” he gurgled.

That was a disgusting thought.

Betsy sat in the car by herself, pouting. I knew she was wishing for the worst and had her fingers crossed that things inside the house would be so bad we’d all just run screaming back to the car, and Dad would drive down the road and over the bridge and all the way back to our hometown, where Betsy had a million great friends. I knew how she felt. I was leaving my friends behind, too. But since she was three years older than me she knew hers longer, and because of that I figured she’d miss them more.

But the little house wasn’t so bad. The Navy had filled it with new furniture and carpets. As Mom said, “It’s not fancy, but its goodfamilyfurniture.” There were clean pillows and linens folded on the fresh mattresses, and the bathroom was spotless. The kitchen was small, but everything in it was spick-and-span. There was a new couch with a matching coffee table and lamps.

Pete threw himself on the couch like a dead dog lying on its back, with its legs straight up in the air.

“If you have to be sick, do it in the bathroom,” Mom insisted.

“There’s no TV,” he whined. “I’ll never get better.”

“You don’t need one,” Dad said. “TV is only for people who are stuck out in the sticks.Weare in Cape Hatteras! There are millions of things to do here.”

I looked out the front window to see if I could find some of the millions of things to do. Across the street was a Gulf gas station. The sun had almost faded and the round orange Gulf sign shined orangely onto my face. “It looks like a giant orange lollipop,” I said to Betsy, who had finally given up and come into the house to haunt us.

“No,” she said sharply, “it’s a giantsuckerthey put up just in your honor.”

“You know,” I said, trying to sound like Mom and keep my spirits up, “this moving is hard enough without you being nasty on top of it all.”

Betsy stepped back and put her hands on her hips. “I’ve been thinking about what Dad said, and youshouldworry about making friends,” she said directly. “You are aboy.And boys don’t make friends, just enemies. Girls make friends like this,” she said, snapping her fingers. “Boys just size each other up like hungry wolves fighting over a hunk of red meat. And believe me,” she said, poking me in my soft belly, “you’ll make a nice meal for someone.”

Just then Mom walked up to us. “That Gulf sign makes us look like we have jaundice,” she said, holding me by the chin and looking into my eyes. “Even your eyeballs are orange.” She pulled down the shade, then looked at Betsy and put her arm around her shoulders. “Come on,” she said warmly, “help me make up the beds and get this place organized.”

“Okay,” Betsy said. She sounded tired of being miserable.

“Jack! Pete!” Dad called from the front door. “Come help me unload the trunk.”

“Yes, sir!” I hollered back, and saluted in his direction.

“Yes, sir!” Pete said, and crawled off the couch. He was tired of being miserable, too.

After Mom got the kitchen boxes unpacked, we ate dinner from the cooler full of leftover food we had packed for the trip. As I looked around the table, it seemed that everyone was doing much better. Betsy was happy because she had gotten her own little room. As usual, I had to share with Pete. Mom was happy because the house was clean and easy to keep that way. And Dad looked ready to hit the sack and get charged up for his newambitiouslife.

After I took a shower in something like a tin phone booth, I said good night to everyone and crawled between my sheets, which smelled like Cream of Wheat. I was exhausted, but before I fell asleep I still wondered what the kids at school might want to hear about me. I knew Mom was right, that I should just tell the simple truth: I was from a small farm town full of nice people with enough oddballs thrown in to make the place interesting. But I was more attracted to Dad’s advice. It just seemed much more fun to make up who I was, to invent myself so everyone would think I was interesting. And suddenly it struck me that maybe Dad said to tell people what they want to hear because he knew life was easier that way, that if you agreed with everyone they wouldn’t say mean things about you, or pick on you. I wanted to get up and ask him if that’s what he meant by telling people what they wanted to hear, but I knew he was already asleep, and wouldn’t want to hear from me. Soon, I didn’t want to hear from myself anymore and drifted into sleep.

In the morning I opened my eyes and looked directly out my window. There was a kid staring at me. He was standing up to his knees in the little swamp between our two trailer homes. His hair formed a perfect V down the middle of his forehead, kind of like the pointy end of a can opener or, as Dad would say, a church key. When he saw me staring back at him he waved.

“Where are you from-from-from?” he asked, sloshing through the pea-green water.

“New York City,” I replied, lying before I could stop myself. I guess I was more Dad than Mom.

“Oh,” he said, impressed. “We’re from a town so small-small-small I’m sure you’ve never heard of it. My dad’s a carpenter for the Seabees.”

“My dad’s an admiral,” I said, lying through my teeth. I couldn’t seem to help myself, then I lied some more. “But he’s wearing a disguise so he can catch all the unambitious sailors who just goof off all day.”

The kid looked back at me with his head bobbing up and down like a dog toy in the back window of a car. “Wow, I always wanted to meet an admiral’s kid,” he said. “Do you ever get to steer the ships?”

“Steer them,andfire off the big guns,” I boasted.

His jaw dropped. “What’s your-your-your name?” he asked, repeating his words like the excited goose inCharlotte’s Web.

“Jackson,” I said, “like President Jackson.” I knew I was off to a bad start. “What’s yours?”

“Julian,” he replied, splashing forward and up onto dry ground until he could stick his wet hand through my window.

I shook it. “Nice to meet you,” I said. At least that wasn’t a lie.

Excerpted from Jack Adrift: Fourth Grade Without a Clue by Jack Gantos
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From the Newbery Medal-winning author of Dead End in Norvelt , eight side-splitting stories about a boy who is doing his best to keep his head above water As the Henry family sets sail for a new life on Cape Hatteras, fourth-grader Jack is struggling to chart a course between his parents' contradictory advice on making friends and influencing people. Just tell people what they want to hear, Dad advises. Just tell the truth, Mom cautions. Jack finds there are no easy answers as he drifts through his crazy school year, falling desperately in love with his young teacher, getting suckered into becoming a bad-behavior spy for the principal, and being forced to make a presentable pet out of a duck with backward feet. Indeed, with an airheaded, air-guitar-playing neighbor the closest thing to a friend, and a judgmental older sister his relentless enemy, it's all he can do to stay afloat. This colorful and comic new collection of interrelated stories featuring the author's hapless alter ego is the first of five books in the Jack Henry series, praised by Booklist for their "hilarious, exquisitely painful, and utterly on-target depiction" of a boy's life. This title has Common Core connections.

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