How to Steal a Dog: A Novel
How to Steal a Dog: A Novel
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Square Fish
Annotation: A girl, desperate to improve her family's financial situation, persuades her younger brother to help her in an elaborate scheme to get money by stealing a dog.
 
Reviews: 8
Catalog Number: #16367
Format: Perma-Bound Edition
Common Core/STEAM: Common Core Common Core
Publisher: Square Fish
Copyright Date: 2007
Edition Date: 2009 Release Date: 05/01/09
Pages: 170 pages
ISBN: Publisher: 0-312-56112-1 Perma-Bound: 0-605-13742-0
ISBN 13: Publisher: 978-0-312-56112-3 Perma-Bound: 978-0-605-13742-4
Dewey: Fic
LCCN: 2005040166
Dimensions: 20 cm.
Language: English
Reviews:
Publishers Weekly (Fri Oct 06 00:00:00 CDT 2023)

O'Connor (<EMPHASIS TYPE=""ITALIC"">Me and Rupert Goody) blends her usual poignancy and insight in another tale set in a small North Carolina town. "The day I decided to steal a dog was the same day my best friend, Luanne Godfrey, found out I lived in a car," begins plucky Georgina. After her father "just waltzed off and left us with nothing but three rolls of quarters and a mayonnaise jar full of wadded-up dollar bills," Georgina, her mother and younger brother, Toby, were evicted from their apartment. The three now sleep in their old Chevy. Since her mother works two jobs, saving up for a place to live, Georgina takes care of Toby after school, while carefree Luanne attends ballet class and Girl Scouts with her new best friend. A poster announcing a $500 reward for a missing dog gives the heroine an idea for helping to secure lodging. She diligently writes in her notebook rules for stealing a dog, but they turn out to be more complicated than she anticipates. The devastated woman whose pet Georgina purloins (and who is not wealthy enough to furnish a reward) and a wise and caring homeless man Georgina meets also affect her plan. Speaking with at times heartbreaking honesty, this likable young narrator convincingly articulates her frustration, resentment and confusion as she comes to her decisions. O'Connor once again smoothly balances challenging themes with her heroine's strength and sense of humor. Ages 8-12. <EMPHASIS TYPE=""ITALIC"">(Apr.)

Horn Book (Wed Aug 01 00:00:00 CDT 2007)

After Georgina's father leaves, her family struggles with poverty and homelessness. Desperate, Georgina convinces herself that stealing a dog to collect reward money is the answer. Tension builds as Georgina's plan unravels and she wrestles with her conscience. The main characters are realistically drawn, and O'Connor spins a touching story about an ordinary girl in unfortunate circumstances.

School Library Journal Starred Review

Gr 3-7- Georgina and her family have been living in their car since her father left and they were evicted from their apartment. Mama is working two jobs to earn rent money and trying hard to hold things together. Desperate to help out, Georgina decides to steal a dog for the reward money, laying out the details of her plan in a diary. However, the dog's owner can't afford to offer a reward, and Georgina ends up feeling sorry for the lonely woman. The girl also makes friends with another adult named Mookie, a kindhearted wanderer who is camped out at the abandoned house where she is keeping the dog. He shares his wisdom and offers help, whether she wants it or not. Georgina's narrative is honest and deeply touching, as she recounts how she and her brother try to survive their circumstances. Washing off in a gas station restroom and turning in grease-stained homework become fairly normal occurrences. Readers will identify with the agony and the embarrassment caused by being different, as well as Georgina's struggles with her conscience. The book's endearing humor smoothes out the more poignant moments, and the unfolding events will keep youngsters totally engaged. The gem in the story is Mookie, who manages to sparkle even when sadness threatens to devour the moment. Though set inside a heavy topic, this novel's gentle storytelling carries a theme of love and emphasizes what is really right in the world.-Robyn Gioia, Bolles School, Ponte Vedra, FL Copyright 2007 Reed Business Information.

Kirkus Reviews

Georgina and younger brother Toby begin a homeless life living in Mom's car, having been evicted when Dad leaves. Mom tries her best to work two minimum-wage jobs in order to make the security deposit for a new apartment while the kids struggle daily to maintain normalcy in and out of school. Desperate to help Mom gain some significant cash, Georgina concocts a grand scheme to steal a dog, dupe the owner into offering a $500 reward and then return the designated pooch for the cash. As crazy as this sounds, O'Connor weaves a suspenseful and achingly realistic story, fleshing out characters that live and breathe anxiety, fortitude and a right vs. wrong consciousness. Colorful, supporting roles of a wise, kind vagrant and a lonely, overweight dog owner round out this story of childhood helplessness, ingenuity and desolation. Georgina's reflections in a secretly kept "how-to" journal will have kids anticipating her misconceptions about the realities of theft and deception. A powerful portrayal from an innocently youthful perspective. (Fiction. 10-12)

ALA Booklist (Thu Mar 01 00:00:00 CST 2007)

One day Georgina has a home, a best friend, and plenty to eat. The next, she's living in a car with her mother and brother. Carrying on as usual isn't possible: washing up in a restaurant bathroom, doing homework by flashlight, losing her friend. Mom works two jobs, but it's not enough, so impatient Georgina decides to steal a dog, hoping to collect a reward. She picks her furry victim and makes careful plans t she doesn't count on her conscience. In stripped-down, unsentimental prose, Georgina tells her own story, her words making clear her vulnerability and heartbreak as well as her determination and pride. It's puzzling why Mom doesn't seek outside help for her desperate family, and the appearance of wise Mookie, a sort of transient deus ex machina, verges on excess. Yet in the end, this is truly Georgina's story, and to O'Connor's great credit, it's Georgina herself who figures out what's right and does it. The myriad effects of homelessness and the realistic picture of a moral quandary will surely generate discussion.

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Word Count: 34,585
Reading Level: 4.0
Interest Level: 4-7
Accelerated Reader: reading level: 4.0 / points: 5.0 / quiz: 115455 / grade: Middle Grades
Reading Counts!: reading level:4.4 / points:9.0 / quiz:Q41254
Lexile: 700L
Guided Reading Level: T
Fountas & Pinnell: T
 
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The day I decided to steal a dog was the same day my best friend, Luanne Godfrey, found out I lived in a car.
I had told Mama she would find out sooner or later, seeing as how she’s so nosy and all. But Mama had rolled her eyes and said, “Just get on up there to the bus stop, Georgina, and quit your whining.”
So that’s what I did. I stood up there at the bus stop pretending like I still lived in Apartment 3B. I pretended like I didn’t have mustard on my shirt from the day before. I pretended like I hadn’t washed my hair in the bathroom of the Texaco gas station that very morning. And I pretended like my daddy hadn’t just waltzed off and left us with nothing but three rolls of quarters and a mayonnaise jar full of wadded-up dollar bills.
I guess I’m pretty good at pretending.
My brother, Toby, however, is not so good at pretending. When Mama told him to get on up to the bus stop and quit his whining, he cried and carried on like the baby that he is.
“What’s wrong with Toby?” Luanne asked me when we were standing at the bus stop.
“He has an earache,” I said, trying as hard as anything to look like my life was just as normal as could be instead of all crazy like it really was.
When I saw Luanne’s eyes narrow and her lips squeeze together, I knew her nosiness was about to irritate me.
Sure enough, she said, “Then how come your mama is making him go to school?” She kept looking at me with that squinty-eyed look of hers, but I didn’t let on that I was irritated. I just shrugged and hoped she would hush up about Toby.
She did. But then she went and turned her nosy self loose on me.
“No offense, Georgina,” she said. “But you’re starting to look kind of unkempt.”
Unkempt?That was her mama talking if I’d ever heard it. Luanne wouldn’t never have said that word “unkempt” if she hadn’t heard her mama say it first.
And what was I supposed to say to that anyways? Was I supposed to say, “Well, for your information, Luanne Godfrey, it’s kinda hard to keep your clothes looking nice when you’ve been sleeping in the backseat of a Chevrolet for a week”?
Or maybe I was supposed to say, “I know it, Luanne. But my hairbrush got tossed out in that pile of stuff Mr. Deeter left on the sidewalk when he kicked us out of our apartment.”
And then Luanne would say, “Why’d Mr. Deeter do that?”
And I would say, “’Cause three rolls of quarters and a mayonnaise jar full of wadded-up dollar bills doesn’t pay the rent, Luanne.”
But I didn’t say anything. I acted like I hadn’t heard that word “unkempt.” I just climbed on the bus and sat in the sixth seat on the left side with Luanne, like I always did.
I knew Luanne wouldn’t give up, though. I knew she’d keep on till she found out the truth.


“What if she wants to come over?” I said to Mama. “Or what if she looks in the window or something and finds out we don’t live there anymore?”
But Mama just flapped her hand at me and closed her eyes to let me know how tired she was from working two jobs. So every day I imagined Luanne peeking in the kitchen window of Apartment 3B. When she did, of course, she wouldn’t see me and Toby and Mama and Daddy eating our dinner and being happy. She’d see some other family. Some happy family that wasn’t all broken up like mine.
And then one day, when we got off the school bus, Luanne went and did the nosiest thing I could imagine. Shefollowedme. I was trying to catch up with Toby ’cause he had grabbed the car key and run on ahead of me, so I didn’t even notice her sneaking along behind me. She followed me all the way past Apartment 3B, across the street, and clear on around the back of Eckerd Drugstore, where our car was parked with laundry hanging out the windows and Toby sitting on a milk crate waiting for me.
If there was ever a time when I wished the earth would open up and swallow me whole, it was when I turned around and saw Luanne looking at me and Toby and that car and all. I could see her thoughts just plain as day right there on her face.
I wanted to wave my hand and make that dented-up car disappear off the face of the earth. But more than anything, I wanted my daddy to come on home and change everything back to the way it was before.
I set a smile on my face and said, “It’s just temporary,” like Mama had said to me about a hundred times.
Luanne turned red and said, “Oh.”
“When Mama gets paid, we’re moving into our new apartment,” I said.
“Oh.”
And then we both just stood there, looking at our feet. I could feel the distance between us grow and grow until it seemed like Luanne Godfrey, who had been my friend forever, was standing clear on the other side of the universe from me.
Finally, she said, “I better go.”
But she didn’t. She just stood there and I squeezed my eyes shut and told myself not to look pitiful and, for heaven’s sake, don’t cry.
And then, of course, Toby had to go and make everything worse by saying, “Mama left a note that she’s working late, so we’re supposed to eat that macaroni that’s in the cooler.”
Luanne arched her eyebrows up and then she said, “I haven’t seen your daddy in a long time.”
That did it. I couldn’t stop the tears from spilling out of my squeezed-up eyes. I sat down right there in the drugstore parking lot and told Luanne everything.
I felt her arm around me and I heard her saying something, but I was too lost in my misery to do anything but cry. When I was all cried out, I stood up and brushed the dirt off the seat of my pants, pushed the hair out of my eyes, and said, “Promise you won’t tell?”
Luanne nodded. “I promise.”
“I mean, not even your mama.”
Luanne’s eyes flickered for just a second, but then she said, “Okay.”
I crooked my pinkie finger in the air and waited for her to give me the pinkie promise, but she hesitated.
I stamped my foot and jabbed my pinkie at her. Finally she crooked her pinkie around mine and we shook.
“I better go,” she said.
I watched her hurry across the parking lot, then glance back at me before disappearing around the corner of the drugstore.
“I hate that macaroni,” Toby said from his seat on the milk crate. It was just like him to not even give me one little minute to wallow in my misery.
I stomped around to the back of the car and kicked the cooler, sending it toppling over on its side. Ice and water and plastic containers spilled out onto the parking lot.
“Me too,” I said.
Then I climbed into the backseat of the car and waited for Mama to come back.



It was way past dark when I heard Mama’s shoes click-clacking on the asphalt as she made her way toward the car. I sat up and looked out the window. Even in the dim glow of the streetlights, I could see her tired, sad look. Part of me wanted to stay put and just go on back to sleep and leave her be, but another part of me wanted to get out and have my say, which is what I did.
Mama jumped when I opened the car door.
“What in the world are you doing awake, Georgina?” she said.
“I hate this,” I said. “I don’t want to do this anymore.”
I pushed the car door shut softly so Toby wouldn’t wake up; then I turned back to Mama and said, “You got to do something. You got to find us a place to live. Arealplace. Not a car.”
Mama reached out like she was gonna touch me, so I jerked away. She dropped her hand to her side like it was heavy as cement. Then she let out a whoosh of breath that blew her hair up off her forehead.
“I’m trying,” she said.
“Howare you trying?”
She tossed her purse through the car window into the front seat. “I just am, okay, Georgina?”
“But how?”
“I’m working two jobs. What else do you want me to do?”
“Find us a place to live.” I stomped away from her and then whirled back around. “This is all your fault.”
She stormed over and grabbed me by the shoulders.
“It takesmoneyto get a place.” She gave me a little shake when she said the word “money.”
“I’m trying to save up, okay?” she said.
She let go of me and leaned against the car.
“How much money do we need?” I said.
She looked up at the sky like the answer was written up there in the stars. Then she shook her head real slow and said, “I don’t know, Georgina. A lot, okay?”
“Like how much?”
“More than we got.”
We both just stood there in the dark and listened to the crickets from the vacant lot next door.
Mama draped her arm around my shoulder, and I laid my head against her and wanted to be a baby again—a baby that just cries and then gets taken care of and that’s all there is to a day.
Finally I asked her the same question I’d asked her about a million times already.
“Why did Daddy leave?”
I felt her whole body go limp. “I wish I knew.” She brushed my hair out of my eyes. “Just got tired of it all, I reckon,” she said.
“Tired of what?”
The silence between us felt big and dark, like a wall. Then I asked her the question that had been burning a hole in my heart. “Tired of me?”
Mama took my chin in her hand and looked at me hard. “This is not your fault, okay?”
She peered inside the car at Toby, all curled up in a ball in the backseat.
“We got to go,” she said.
“Where?”
“I don’t know. Just somewhere else.” The car door creaked when she opened it, sending an echo into the still night air. “We’ve been here two nights now,” she said. “The cops are liable to run us off if we don’t leave.”
She shot me a look when she saw the overturned cooler, so I helped her gather things up before I climbed back in the car. As we drove out of the parking lot, I slouched down and stared glumly out the window. The empty shops we passed made Darby, North Carolina, seem like a ghost town, all locked up and dark.
Mama pulled the car into the alley beside Bill’s Auto Parts. When she shut the engine off, we got swallowed up in quiet.
I draped a beach towel over the clothesline that Mama had strung along the middle of the car to make me a bedroom. I could picture Luanne, snuggled in her pink-and-white quilt with her stuffed animals lined up along the wall beside her and her gymnastics ribbons taped on her headboard, and I sure felt sorry for myself.
Then I curled up on the seat, turning every which way trying to get comfortable. Finally I settled on my back with my feet propped against the car door and stared out at the starry sky.
And then I saw it. A sign, tacked up there on a telephone pole right outside the car window. A faded old sign that said: REWARD. $500. And under that was a picture of a bug-eyed little dog with its tongue hanging out.
And then under that it said: HAVE YOU SEEN ME? MY NAME IS MITSY.
Five hundred dollars!Who in the world would pay five hundred dollars for that little ole dog?
“Mama?” I whispered through my beach towel wall.
Mama rustled some in the front seat.
“Would five hundred dollars be enough money to get us a place to live?” I said.
Mama sighed. “I suppose so, Georgina. Now go to sleep. You got school tomorrow.”
I looked up at Mitsy and my mind started churning.
What if I could find that dog? I could get that money, and we could have a real place to live instead of this stinking old car.
But that dog could be anywhere. I wouldn’t even know where to look. Besides, that sign was old. Somebody had probably already found Mitsy and got that five hundred dollars.
I stared out the window at the sign, thinking about Mitsy and wondering if there were other folks out there who would pay money for their lost dogs.
And that’s when I got a thought that made me sit up so fast Toby mumbled in his sleep and Mama hissed, “Shhhh.”
I folded my legs up and lay back down in my beach towel bedroom. The damp car seat smelled like greasy french fries and bug spray. I closed my eyes and smiled to myself. I had a plan.
I was gonna steal me a dog.
HOW TO STEAL A DOG. Copyright © 2007 by Barbara O’Connor.


Excerpted from How to Steal a Dog by Barbara O'Connor
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Half of me was thinking, Georgina, don't do this. Stealing a dog is just plain wrong. The other half of me was thinking, Georgina, you're in a bad fix and you got to do whatever it takes to get yourself out of it. Georgina Hayes is desperate. Ever since her father left and they were evicted from their apartment, her family has been living in their car. With her mama juggling two jobs and trying to make enough money to find a place to live, Georgina is stuck looking after her younger brother, Toby. And she has her heart set on improving their situation. When Georgina spots a missing-dog poster with a reward of five hundred dollars, the solution to all her problems suddenly seems within reach. All she has to do is "borrow" the right dog and its owners are sure to offer a reward. What happens next is the last thing she expected. How to Steal a Dog is a 2008 Bank Street - Best Children's Book of the Year. This title has Common Core connections.


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