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Girls. Conduct of life. Juvenile literature.
Girls. Life skills guides. Juvenile literature.
Princesses. Juvenile literature.
Conduct of life.
So you, too, want to be a princess? Fans of Princess Mia's adventures in the small principality of Genovia may wonder how they, too, can have the accoutrements of princessdom. It's all here between pretty pink covers. Ostensibly written by Mia, this offers the secrets of her princess lessons with Grandmother: the etiquette, table manners, even thoughts about good citizenship. Mia also passes on help from Paola, her makeup artist; Sebastian, her fashion designer; and her best friend Tina, ostensibly a relationship expert. To say the advice here runs the gamut doesn't even begin to describe this book. Some is tongue-in-cheek (tiara maintenance); other bits are useful--how to write a sympathy note (although the example is to someone who has lost a pet cat). Even fans of the Diaries who start out reading this just for Mia's amusing ramblings may glean a few nuggets of decorum along the way. See p.1660 for the latest addition to the Diaries series.
Horn Book (Fri Aug 01 00:00:00 CDT 2003)Princess Mia, Grandmère, friends, and even enemies (cheerleader Lana Weinberger) offer advice on everything from etiquette and fashion to self-defense and college applications. The sections not authored by Mia still include her amusing commentary (on Grandmère's bra suggestions: "This assumes, of course, that you actually have something to put in a bra, unlike me").
Publishers Weekly (Fri Oct 06 00:00:00 CDT 2023)Fans of the Princess Diaries will not want to miss Meg Cabot's Princess Lessons: A Princess Diaries Book, illus. by Chesley McLaren, delivered with the series' signature wicked humor (between the paper-over-board covers in a princessiest of pink volume). From Paolo's """"Pretty Princess"""" beauty tips (""""I, Paolo, am the one who turned the Principessa Amelia from Ugly Duckling into Swan"""") to the Dowager Princess of Genovia's strict rules of etiquette (""""Princesses always keep their knees close together when sitting. This is so that the populace gathered before you... does not catch a glimpse of your unmentionables!"""") to tips on fashion from Her Royal Highness Princess Mia herself, this masterguide to monarchy will have princesses sprouting up nationwide. McLaren's chic drawings combine fashion flair with fun asides (such as Mia thrusting a booted leg skyward for her grandmother's """"knees together"""" pointer).
ALA Booklist (Thu May 01 00:00:00 CDT 2003)
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Publishers Weekly (Fri Oct 06 00:00:00 CDT 2023)
Chapter One
A Note from
Her Royal Highness Princess Mia
Real princesses always try to look their best -- but, um, my best is probably totally different from yours. There are lots of different kinds of beauty. Like those models we see on magazine covers? A lot of people might hold them up as, like, the epitome of perfection and all of that, but just remember, in France it's considered beautiful not to shave under your arms.
So you see, beauty is really relative.
Princesses, like people, come in all different shapes and sizes. There is no one look that is right for everyone. Having a healthy body is way more important than having a body that looks good in low-rise jeans. And of course being a nice person is the most important thing of all. Throughout history, princesses have been remembered not for the waist size of their 501s, but for the good deeds they performed while they were on the throne.
There's one thing that looks good on everyone, though: confidence. Have confidence in yourself and your looks, and others will see your outer beauty as well as the inner.
That's what everybody keeps telling me, anyway.
Pretty Princess
by Paolo,
owner and proprietor of Chez Paolo, New York City
I, Paolo, am the one who turned the Principessa Amelia from Ugly Duckling into Swan. You, too, can look like a princess, if you follow Paolo's simple rules.
Beauty is molto importante, but so often overdone! A princess's look is bella, healthy, and well groomed. Fresh is the goal, and mascara, blush, and gloss are the tools that will get you there.
Everyone -- especially I, Paolo -- loves to play with makeup. But remember, a mask works only at Halloween! Do not slather on foundation or eyeshadow unless you want to scare your populace (also, your parents won't like it so much, no?). Natural and bella is the way Paolo urges all you little principessas to go. If you want the dramatic look of black kohl and scarlet lipstick, join your school drama club (I spit on kohl). And do not come crying to Paolo if all the little princes, they run from you in horror. Only if you follow Paolo's way can you be assured molto perfetto!
Princess Essentials
What every principessa should have in her handbag (besides cab fare, breath mints, emergency tiara, and hairbrush):
3 Lipstick or gloss
3 Pressed powder compact (to get rid of shiny nose)
3 Concealer (for dark circles under eyes due to that late-night romantic tryst, no? Also for blemishes)
3 Eye pencil
What every principessa should have in her bathroom (besides a phone and small television so she can keep abreast of world events even while bathing the royal body):
3Facial cleanser, exfoliator (or use a washcloth, but gently!), and moisturizer
3 Astringent, toner, acne medication, beauty masks
3 Foundation, concealer (for dark circles/blemishes)
3 Eye shadow, liner (no kohl -- Paolo spits on kohl!)
3 Blush (natural color -- unless you want to look like a clown principessa)
3 Mascara
3 Manicure set (nail polish, nail file, nail cutter)
3 Hair products (shampoo, conditioner, styling products, etc.)
Paolo's Princess Beauty Regimen
The look for royals? Fresh and clean! To get it, follow the beauty routine I designed for the Principessa Amelia:
And please, for Paolo, if you have hair growing from your upper lip or chin, pluck or bleach it (follow the instructions carefully on facial bleach packages). Never shave your face. No principessa should have razor burn over the lip!
Princess Hair
Everyone is coming to Paolo, crying like a baby: "Oh, my hair is curly! Make it straight! Principessas have the straight hair!"
Well, I, Paolo, would like to say something:
Principessas can have curly hair. Principessas can have straight hair. Principessas can have dark hair. Principessas can have blond hair. Principessas may have cornrows, extensions, crew cuts, and dreads. The key to having the hair of a true principessa is:
A principessa's hair must be clean
A principessa's hair must not be in her eyes
A principessa's hair must not take more than fifteen minutes to style
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All you need to know to be a princess—
Or
Just live like one
Compiled by
Mia Thermopolis
aka
Princess
Amelia
Mignonette
Grimaldi
Thermopolis
Renaldo
of Genovia