Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Ruling the World

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Candlewick Press

Just the Series: Bad God's Guide Vol. 3

Annotation: The spotlight is on trickster god Loki, still stuck as a peevish eleven-year-old, as he grapples with whether he will pl... more

Genre: [Fantasy fiction]

Pre-Order Now (Available: 04/22/25)

Reviews: 1

Catalog Number: #399250

Format: Perma-Bound Edition

Special Formats: High Low

Publisher: Candlewick Press

Edition Date: 2025 Release Date: 04/22/25

New Title: Yes

ISBN: Publisher: 1-536-23983-6 Perma-Bound: 0-8000-7843-8

ISBN 13: Publisher: 978-1-536-23983-6 Perma-Bound: 978-0-8000-7843-0

Dewey: Fic

Language: English

Reading Level: 4.0

Interest Level: 4-7

About This Book
This is a magical diary, which should be a wondrous thing, but in reality it is a living nightmare. Every time I, Loki, god of mischief, record my deeds inside its pages, the diary calculates my so-called virtue score. This calculation rarely goes in my favor.
And to make matters worse, if I stray ever so slightly from the truth, it corrects me. I have to put up with such nonsense because this diary is programmed with the so-called wisdom of smelly bum-bum Odin.
Correction: Odin does not have a smelly bum-bum.
HA! Victory! I made the diary say "smelly bum-bum"!
Anyway. I have been sent to Midgard, which you peasants call Earth, as punishment for cutting off the goddess Sif's hair. The conditions of my punishment are that I must take the form of a mortal child and refrain from displaying my amazing godly powers. Luckily, I've discovered a loophole: as long as mortals don't SEE me transforming into various animals and beings, I can do it as often as I like.
This is, irritatingly, true.
Accompanying me are my fake family: Thor, Hyrrokkin, and Heimdall.

This is what I have done on Earth so far . . .

Discovered the horrors
of mortal school.
Made two mortal friends.
Valerie
Georgina
Defeated many Frost Giants!
(Well, the same ones twice.)
Woo-hoo!
Oh no!
Woo-hoo!
Oh no!
And received magical gifts . . .

BECAUSE I AM AWESOME and a Good God(tm) now.
A GIANT'S GUIDE TO MAGIC SPELLS FOR BEGINNERS Wand
Lie detected. You were NOT given the book (and by extension the wand) because you are "awesome" and a Good God(tm) now. Hyrrokkin said that you "still have far to go and a lot to learn."
Harrumph. I guess that's why I'm still stuck here . . .

Excerpted from Loki: a Bad God's Guide to Ruling the World by Louie Stowell
All rights reserved by the original copyright owners. Excerpts are provided for display purposes only and may not be reproduced, reprinted or distributed without the written permission of the publisher.

The spotlight is on trickster god Loki, still stuck as a peevish eleven-year-old, as he grapples with whether he will play the part of the hero or the villain in the school play—and in his mortal life.

Norse god Loki’s been able to avoid eternity in a pit of angry snakes, but living on Earth as an eleven-year-old is still a drag. When Thor and Loki’s “parents” abandon them to go on holiday, Odin sends Balder—Thor’s half brother and god of making Loki look bad—to babysit. Then there’s the school play. Despite Loki’s acting genius (it’s lying, after all), Thor is cast as the wonderful prince, while Loki is the villain. What?! At least Loki’s found a cool ring to wear with his costume. One that looks suspiciously like the cursed ring of Andvari. It’s probably a coincidence that when Loki wears it, everyone gives him the same adoring look they give Balder. And that new voice telling Loki to give in to his deepest, darkest desires is just his conscience, right? Loki starts to wonder: What’s the point of being good if everyone’s already decided you’re bad? Drama and hilarity ensue in this third doodle-packed diary that will have readers giving Loki a standing ovation.

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