Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too!
Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire: Because the Undead Have Feelings Too!
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Simon & Schuster, Inc.
Annotation: Nigel Mullet, a 100-year-old vampire doomed to spend eternity in the body of a socially awkward fifteen-year-old boy, records his attempts to impress the love of his life, Chloe, while battling an embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into her.
 
Reviews: 4
Catalog Number: #4312933
Format: Publisher's Hardcover
Copyright Date: 2010
Edition Date: 2010 Release Date: 08/24/10
Illustrator: Pinder, Andrew,
Pages: 329 pages
ISBN: 1-442-41183-X
ISBN 13: 978-1-442-41183-8
Dewey: Fic
LCCN: 2010010634
Dimensions: 21 cm.
Language: English
Reviews:
Horn Book (Fri Apr 01 00:00:00 CDT 2011)

Nigel has been a teen vampire for a hundred years, yet he's remained in an emotional stasis the entire time. When new-girl Chloe arrives at school, Nigel's infatuation, recorded in this diary-format narrative, triggers a transformation that gives him full vampire powers and makes him long for her blood. There's lots of humor to be found amidst the adolescent angst.

School Library Journal (Wed Dec 01 00:00:00 CST 2010)

Gr 6-9 In many ways, Nigel is your average teenage boy next door. He spends most of his time worrying about getting a girlfriend, fitting in, and dealing with acne. But things are even more complicated for him since he is also a vampire. Transformed by a couple who wanted children, Nigel must spend the rest of his life as a 15-year-old. That wouldn't be so bad if he were a vampire like Emmett or Edward Cullen, but he lacks their good looks, supernatural strength, and great sex appeal. Instead he is boring and unattractive, and suffers from acne breakouts when exposed to the sun. Then Nigel falls head over heels for the new girl in school. Now he spends his time plotting ways to get Chloe to notice he's "alive" while writing pathetic poetry declaring his love. Originally published in Great Britain as Diary of a Wimpy Vampire , this book has a witty, laugh-out-loud story line and cartoon illustrations that are liberally sprinkled throughout. Readers will sympathize with Nigel and his teen angst, and the great ending makes this a satisfying and entertaining read. Donna Rosenblum, Floral Park Memorial High School, NY

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Horn Book (Fri Apr 01 00:00:00 CDT 2011)
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Word Count: 38,564
Reading Level: 6.7
Interest Level: 4-7
Accelerated Reader: reading level: 6.7 / points: 6.0 / quiz: 139982 / grade: Middle Grades
Reading Counts!: reading level:5.2 / points:11.0 / quiz:Q52236
Lexile: 1030L

Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls.

When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?


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