Horrid Henry's Joke Book
Horrid Henry's Joke Book
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Annotation: A collection of Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad, that made Aunt Ruby run home and that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class.
 
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Catalog Number: #44636
Format: Perma-Bound Edition
Special Formats: Chapter Book Chapter Book
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc
Copyright Date: 2010
Edition Date: 2010 Release Date: 04/01/10
Illustrator: Ross, Tony,
Pages: 88 pages
ISBN: Publisher: 1-402-24425-8 Perma-Bound: 0-605-43916-8
ISBN 13: Publisher: 978-1-402-24425-4 Perma-Bound: 978-0-605-43916-0
Dewey: 828
LCCN: 2011277315
Dimensions: 20 cm.
Language: English
Reading Level: 3.0
Interest Level: 1-4
Lexile: 500L

Warning!
Do not read this joke book if:

  • Your name is Prissy Polly
  • You're a goody-goody, ugly toad, tattle-tale
  • You watch Nellie's Nursery on TV

These jokes are horrid. These jokes are guaranteed to make horrible little brothers feel sick and parents run screaming from the room. These jokes are so rude and so gross that-
"Hey! Peter! Stop reading right now. I said, put down my book-or else. These gross-out jokes are not for little toads!"
"Mooom! Henry's being mean to me!"
"Don't be horrid, Henry. Let Peter read your jokes."
"NO!"

Why didn't the skeleton and the monster fight?
The skeleton didn't have the guts.

Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
His daddy was a mummy.



Excerpted from Horrid Henry's Joke Book by Francesca Simon
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Warning: Too rude for parents and for slimy toad little brothers! These are Horrid Henry's very own jokes: the jokes that grossed out Mom and Dad... that made Aunt Ruby run home... that sent Miss Battle-Axe screaming from class. Be horrid! Read Henry's jokes. Then tell them to the world!


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