Last Laughs: Animal Epitaphs
Last Laughs: Animal Epitaphs
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Charlesbridge Publishing
Annotation: Offers morbidly-humorous, pun-filled, illustrated epitaphs for animals that poetically describe how they met their ends.
 
Reviews: 8
Catalog Number: #5329165
Format: Publisher's Hardcover
Common Core/STEAM: Common Core Common Core
Copyright Date: 2012
Edition Date: 2012 Release Date: 07/01/12
Illustrator: Timmins, Jeffrey Stewart,
Pages: 31 pages
ISBN: 1-580-89260-4
ISBN 13: 978-1-580-89260-5
Dewey: 818
LCCN: 2011025702
Dimensions: 25 x 28 cm.
Language: English
Reviews:
Starred Review ALA Booklist (Sat Sep 01 00:00:00 CDT 2012)

Starred Review Welcome, boys and ghouls, to the pet cemetery. Here at Amen / Creature Corners, / beasties weep / like misty mourners, / but when they read / an epitaph, / it always brings them / one last laugh. So begins terminally terse poetry covering the sudden d often quite grim mises of 30 unlucky animals. Take, for instance, the hen that has just been hammered to death by three chicks: The end of her day / was in fowl play. Or how about the collection of milk cans stacked alongside an urn: This grave is peaceful, / the tombstone shaded, / but I'm not here I've been cream-ated. Yes, this is a picture book, and heavens no, it is not appropriate for everyone. Timmins' brown-and-black-heavy Photoshop, ink, and gouache illustrations embellish each morbid rhyme with macabre images (warning: there will be blood) and facial details that turn each animal into a nightmare beast. Squeamish? Then stay away. But those itching to move beyond the positive messages and bright colors so ubiquitous in picture books will find this just the thing to elicit appreciative playground groans. Gallows humor at its finest.

Horn Book

From murder and suicide to accidental deaths and those by natural causes, refusal to shy away from its grisly concept is this book's charm. Most poems will elicit a chuckle, or at least a gasp; Timmins's eerie, atmospheric illustrations contain additional quips, but around the fourth time a creature is hit by the same truck, the joke loses some intensity.

Kirkus Reviews

Cracked epitaphs from Lewis and Yolen. This is a collection of 30 tombstone remembrances with an eye for the emphatically stamped exit visa. Ushered along by Timmins' smoky, gothic artwork--and sometimes over-reliant upon it for effect--these last laughs take on a variety of moods. Sometimes they are gruesome, as with the newt, "so small, / so fine, / so squashed / beneath / the crossing / sign." There are the macabre and the simply passing: "In his pond, / he peacefully soaked, / then, ever so quietly / croaked." Goodbye frog--haplessly, hopelessly adrift in the olivy murk, a lily flower as witness and X's for eyes. When writers and artist are in balance, as they are here, or when the Canada goose gets cooked on the high-tension wires, the pages create a world unto themselves, beguiling and sad. It works with the decrepitude of the eel and the spookiness of the piranha's undoing. But there are also times when the text end of the equation lets the side down. "Firefly's Last Flight: Lights out." Or the last of a wizened stag: "Win some. / Lose some. / Venison." Or the swan's last note: "A simple song. / It wasn't long." In these cases, brevity is not the soul of wit, but lost chances at poking a finger in the eye of the Reaper. Some spry and inspired grave humor here, but weighed equally with some unimaginative efforts. (Picture book. 7-10)

Publishers Weekly (Fri Oct 06 00:00:00 CDT 2023)

Lewis and Yolen team up for a darkly funny homage to the dearly departed-those with feathers, hooves, tails, and fins. An axe leans against a blood-stained stump while three feathers drift nearby (-Sorry, no leftovers,- reads a turkey-s epitaph), and a barracuda is destroyed by a superior predator: -My teeth were vicious;/ my bite was hateful./

School Library Journal (Sun Jul 01 00:00:00 CDT 2012)

Gr 4-6 Lewis and Yolen demonstrate their wit and punning skills in this collection of 31 short selections describing the demise of a variety of creatures, both domestic and wild. Each author supplied 15 poems; one is a collaboration. Cartoon-style animals on the volume's cover and the picture-book format belie the sophistication of the poetry and illustrations within. Timmins has used black, gray, and brownish inks with some touches of color (including plenty of blood red) to create the bizarre, sometimes grim or grotesque computerized scenes that are an integral part of each poem-a newt squashed flat on the road; a goose fried on an electric wire; a sick old horse drinking from a stream into which a sheep is defecating; a rooster's body protruding from a car's grille. Youngsters who can get past the book's theme and are able to understand and appreciate the "deadly" dark humor based on clever wordplay are in for a treat, for both poets are in great form. Some prime examples are: Yolen's "Firefly's Final Flight" (a poem in two words)-"Lights out." and Lewis's "Ciao Cow"-"This grave is peaceful,/the tombstone shaded,/but I'm not here-/I've been cream-ated." Poeticized animals also include barracuda, swordfish, rattlesnake, woodpecker, dog, skunk, bear, and others. Definitely a tad macabre, but original and inventive, just the same. Susan Scheps, Shaker Heights Public Library, OH

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Reading Level: 2.0
Interest Level: 1-4
Lexile: 730L
Ciao, Cow. 

This grave is peaceful, 
the tombstone shaded, 
but I'm not here--
I've been cream-ated.

Excerpted from Last Laughs: Animal Epitaphs by J. Patrick Lewis, Jane Yolen
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Children’s Poet Laureate J. Patrick Lewis and the inimitable Jane Yolen team up in this ironic and witty take on the last moments in the lives of a variety of animals.

Each satirical poem in this darkly humorous collection is an epitaph of a different animal. Grouped by animal type, these posthumous poems are full of clever wordplay and macabre humor that will appeal to kids (and adults) of all ages. From the humble chicken to the great blue whale, this laugh-out-loud poetry collection is sure to be a hit at storytimes and around Halloween.

Last laughs
Good-bye to a rowdy rooster
Chicken crosses over
Hen's last cluck
Tough turkey
No longer horsing around
Ciao, cow
Final pound for a hound
Grabby tabby
Katydidn't
Firefly's final flight
Flickering moth
The last of a staggering stag
For a bear, bearly there
Woodpecker's last hole
Mourning a dove
Owl be seeing you
Cooked goose
Swan song
For a frog: not a hoppy ending
Double-crossed newt
Blue whale blues
A narwhal, foiled again
Not gone on porpoise
A swordfish's pointed end
Barracuda's bite-size demise
R.I.P. (Really Inattentive Piranha)
Eel seals the final deal
End of a rattling battler
Hasta manana, iguana
An infirm worm.

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