A Toaster on Mars
A Toaster on Mars
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Annotation: When infamous criminal Bartholomew Badde steals a weapon capable of awesome destruction, Blake and his partner must recover it. Their investigation takes them to all corners of the weird and wonderful galaxy.
 
Reviews: 4
Catalog Number: #5876894
Format: Paperback
Publisher: Consortium
Copyright Date: 2017
Edition Date: 2016 Release Date: 01/01/17
Pages: 277 pages
ISBN: 1-922182-86-9
ISBN 13: 978-1-922182-86-9
Dewey: Fic
Dimensions: 20 cm.
Language: English
Reviews:
ALA Booklist (Sun Jan 01 00:00:00 CST 2017)

Blake Carter, star detective with the Planetary Bureau of Investigation, is having a bad day. First, his boss informs him that he will be working with a cyborg partner. Second, the biggest bad guy in the universe, Bartholomew Badde, has just stolen a device that could disrupt all technology, sending the galaxy into the dark ages, and it gets personal when the elusive Badde gives Carter 24 hours to retrieve the malicious Maria virus from a Fort Knox like facility, or his daughter, Lisa, will suffer a fate worse than death. Though the adult main character might deter some readers, those willing to overlook that point will enjoy a manic caper full of talking cars, espionage blunders, Brady Bunch psychosis, and comedic interjections from the book's fictional editor, as Carter and his partner travel from the depths of the Mariana Trench all the way to Mars (where, spoiler alert, there are no toasters). Packed with references to contemporary culture, this satirical, quirky sci-fi adventure might appeal to fans of Douglas Adams' well-loved Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Kirkus Reviews

This pseudo-science-fiction book provides laughs of all types: readers will progress from snickers to giggles to, finally, belly laughs and shouts of outrage.A mismatched band of two adult humans, a self-activated car, and a golden-skinned cyborg begin a (seemingly) impossible task: capturing the most skillful thief in the planetary system before he destroys electrical service in 26th-century Neo City. In the Planetary Bureau of Investigation's vast building, big-time grouch Blake Carter has his own office. The irascible Blake is the world expert on Bartholomew Badde, but he has been removed from the search for the villain—and saddled with cyborg Nicki Steel as a partner. When Badde abducts Blake's daughter, Lisa, orders no longer count: Blake, Nicki, and Lisa's mother, Astrid—and the car—are off on a chase to save her. The group survives riots, radioactive tunnels, and a sentient, oversized, mutated cheese sandwich. Puns, shaggy dog stories, snarky remarks, and hoaxes are just a few of the humorous elements used expertly here. And the end of the novel promises at least one sequel for readers' delight. Nonhumans and outré skin colors are described, but there is little racial or ethnic detail provided otherwise, implying a mostly white human cast. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Doctor Who fans are a natural audience for this story, but it may well build a broader readership once the word gets out. (Science fiction. 14 & up)

School Library Journal (Wed Feb 01 00:00:00 CST 2017)

Gr 10 Up-n this mash-up of a funny space tale and a detective story, Blake Carter, an agent with the Planetary Bureau of Investigation, has been assigned a new partner: a cyborg. Bartholomew Badde, an evil genius, has taken the world hostage by threatening electrical extinction via explosive device. Carter and his new partner must track down and stop Badde from destroying Earth. This narrative attempts to be as hilarious as Douglas Adams's The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. With a zany futuristic world that closely mirrors that of The Jetsons, as well as a host of bizarre alien characters, the author tries to blend wit, mystery, and science fiction. Unfortunately, the humor is delivered in such a heavy-handed way that it often falls flat. The characters feel wooden, and although the novel is filled with interplanetary action sequences, the overall pacing is not compelling. Many of the references to classic television, such as Star Trek and Snakes on a Space Station, would not be understood by average teens. VERDICT Give readers The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy or one of Terry Pratchett's "Discworld" novels instead.Jenni Frencham, Columbus Public Library, WI

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Reading Level: 7.0
Interest Level: 9-12
<p><i>An advertising blimp floated past that read, </i>Al's Donut Burgers: Lo Cal Centres!<i>Teenagers on skateboards jumped off walkways, dropped a dozen floors and activated rockets to safely land walkways below.</i></p><p><i>Blake took a deep breath, inhaling something that smelt like a cross between burnt plastic and toffee apple.</i></p><p>Neo City<i>, Blake thought. </i>Home, sweet home.</p>

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'This pseudo-science-fiction book provides laughs of all types: readers will progress from snickers to giggles to, finally, belly laughs and shouts of outrage...Puns, shaggy dog stories, snarky remarks, and hoaxes are just a few of the humorous elements used expertly here... The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Doctor Who fans are a natural audience for this story, but it may well build a broader readership once the word gets out. (Science fiction. 14 & up)-- Kirkus An engaging series starter.-- Booklist on The Firebird Mystery Neo City, 2509. Some serious operational bungles, plus the accidental death of his partner, put Special Agent Blake Carter's career at the Planetary Bureau of Investigation in jeopardy. To make matters worse, his new partner happens to be a cyborg. When infamous criminal Bartholomew Badde steals a weapon capable of awesome destruction, Blake and his partner must recover it. Their investigation takes them to all corners of the weird and wonderful galaxy. But when Badde kidnaps Blake's teenage daughter Lisa, can Blake get things right and rescue her in time?


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